I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
