i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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