Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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