the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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