Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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