Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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