she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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