omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How external is "for external use only"?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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