areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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