Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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