he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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