just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I will pee on everything he values.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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