Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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