I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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