is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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