But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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