We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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