I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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