I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize