absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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