went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This is the high leading the old right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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