and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
