even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
