god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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