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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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