fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I came so hard my ears popped.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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