Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
this just has baby written all over it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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