STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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