i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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