I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So apparently I’m into choking now
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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