I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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