Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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