I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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