I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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