You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
