But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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