So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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