I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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