i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
love makes seman taste better
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Randomize
