Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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