I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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