i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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