margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
two words...techno handjob
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
we should paint friendship bongs
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