He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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