Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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