so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
