Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
