We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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