Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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