Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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