I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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